Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Selingan: Never Argue with a Woman who Reads

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

'Good morning, Ma'am.. What are you doing?
''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
''For reading a book,' she replies.'
You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again..
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading
''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
''If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.'
But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.

''Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
**nota hana:kadang2 pompuan sajer wat dia tak pandai sebab nk jaga airmuka lelaki.stuju??kikikiki

6 comments:

Pocket said...

oh oh hanachan,
adakah anda mengatakan, wanita yang tidak membaca itu buduh?
(No specific intention to mock anyone)

then next time i'm flirting,
i should ask first...
'dik dik, what is the latest book u've read?'

and if she answer..
'aaa lets see.. i dont read actually..'

then i should make my move?
'so, u buat apa petang ni? mancing jom?'

Super Nia Hana said...

ahahaha..
abg pocket patut jadi officer yg melarang tu
miahhahaa

Cik NeyNa said...

saya hanya setuju ngan footnote itu..
ketuk-ketuk meja...

Super Nia Hana said...

cik neyna-yea..tima kasihhhhhhhhhhhhh!! terus perasan PM watashi nih.ekekeke

matrix01 said...

Kamu memang slalu ada koleksi cerita lucah sebegini ya?

Super Nia Hana said...

kamu yg beri pada saya ok!ahahahaha

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